What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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No way

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

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So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids