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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:38

Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No way
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
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So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids